Would You Rather? - A Kardashian Comparison

Since Kim Kardashian's wedding, it seems like every woman I talk to brings up someone in the Kardashian family. As most of you know, I am single and extremely commitment phobic. I know that no matter who I eventually marry I will have my own set of issues and trials, but the Kardashian wedding got me thinking, "Which crappy situation would I prefer to get stuck in?"

Situation # 1
Having a child out of wed-lock with a slightly attractive, fame hungry, latchkey, alcoholic.

Pros: You have a beautiful baby, your hubby is a hustler,  your house is amazing, you're Danielle Kimmey's favorite sister.
Cons: You live with Scott Disick, you can never trust your man, your man is embarrassing.


Situation # 2
Getting married to a man who seems very solid but you can never feel totally happy because you are known as the "fat sister" who may have married a man just because he was in the NBA and paid you some attention.

Pros: Lamar Odom seems like a great man and husband, you get to be funny, you would have a tough exterior that keeps you grounded throughout the fat jokes.
Cons: You never got to date your dude, your man is always busy, your man takes terrible photos.


Situation # 3
Marrying a child who will probably grow to resent you because of your level of fame and your love of plastic surgery.

Pros: Kim seems genuinely happy, even if the marriage doesn't work you would have a couple happy years, your dude looks great in pictures.
Cons: EVERYTHING ELSE.

With that said, I would prefer Khloe's crappy situation because even though it was only a 9 day engagement I can feel the love through my TV screen. And when it comes down to it, I'd rather be fat and happy then skinny and getting a divorce.

What would you do?