Bachelor 16 - The Favorites

Sorry Guys. This is probably my girly-est post to date. However, this cannot be helped and it cannot be stopped. I must tell you all how I feel about the new Bachelor season. So here we go...

First things first, I LOVE Ben. I would never date Ben because we wouldn't be compatible and I don't find him attractive, but I love him still! I usually don't watch The Bachelor or Bachelorette because I find the scripting unbearable. Oh, and the show is simply a dumb waste of time. But Ben is different, he delivers his lines effortlessly and almost makes me forget that there's a teleprompter in his face. I don't believe the Bachelor is really about love but Ben enables me to pretend it is.

Okay, so let me guess, you hate Courtney. Amirite? I figure that 98% of all women can't stand Courtney. She is cocky and slightly mean and prettier than everyone else and I totally LOVE her. I'm serious. She is by far my favorite. Maybe just because I love models in general? idk. She is such a beautiful, conniving, conceited, little beastly baby genius.

I might love Courtney but I want Casey B to win. Admit it. These two are made for each other.

Blakely. This woman is beyond beautiful. She seems like a dumb follower and she'll never end up with Ben, but darn, she is really gorgeous.

My favorite blond award goes to Rachel. I don't get her and I feel absolutely no chemistry between her and Ben. I like her because she's stylish and pretty and she does something strange with her lips that is just too cute! nohomo.

Last and probably least is Jennifer. She is the sweetest, cutest little thing but she is so boring! SO BORING. I feel like if I shook her hand she would introduce herself and say, "Hi, I'm Really Normal, what's your name?"

Overall I give this season of The Bachelor a 9 out of 10! Kudos to the current writers and producers for making people like me stay glued to the TV every Monday night.

Cheers.